Hamps has lots to salebrate
Cindy Adams
ALEC Baldwin cut his price to $18.9M, but still difficult to sell his handsome historic Hamptons home. He’ll soon even throw spaghetti at its walls to get it sold this summer. Ideas include a celeb party for some cause and/or direct calls by Alec to prospects, plus additional social media.
The property’s costly. His legal defense fund needs cash. There’s interest but no hard offers. Developers suggest ditching his current strategy. Reprogram it to suggest even a teardown because “the backyard is too big anyway” or be stuck with the seven-bedroom home — circa 1740 — for another hundred years.
Sketched out
EVERYONE’S unloading something. In some cases, wives. In other cases, shmattas.
Legendary doodler Al Hirschfeld was called “The Line King.” Now a Playbill full of actors have signed his drawings. All up for auction to benefit Broadway Cares. If you care, bid on Alan Alda, Julie Andrews, Kevin Bacon, Joel Grey, Mark Hamill, Jessica Lange, Liza and her “Z,” Bernadette Peters, Linda Ronstadt.
It’s more than a dozen Tony winners in the group.
Table manners
MEANTIME, if in the city and trying for a decent table at Ralph Lauren’s Polo Bar — just so you’re not seated in Asbury Park — better get to know Nelly Moudime. She runs the room. Just letting you know.
More meanwhile. Jude Law in Queens stopped in at Wyckoff Avenue Starbucks. Alone. Ordered just coffee. See, he didn’t know Nelly Moudime.
Flashback
THIS rarely pops up in daily conversation but due to my extremely elevated IQ I thought it important information for civilization to know. A group called the Academy of Carnal Arts and Sciences once nominated Denzel Washington’s posterior as “The Best Male Butt.” You’re welcome.
OUR attorney general. A lawyer of extremely enormous and fabulously top draw and super great achievement. In the legal world this man has bagged some great assignments. Just last week friends saw him at Safeway. He was bagging bananas.
Only in New York, kids, only in New York.