Taylor, Barry’s MY husband – LEAVE HIM ALONE!
BOMBARDING HER HUBBY WITH SEXUAL DEMANDS…
WHEN Muriel Watson found “explicit” texts on husband Barry’s phone, she was heartbroken – and outraged.
And she was stunned to find the X- rated messages had come from pop starlet TAYLOR SWIFT!
Now 58- year- old Muriel has sent a message of her own to Taylor, 34: “Leave my husband alone!”
Muriel, of Biddulph, Staffs, said: “I’ve had problems with Barry straying before – the randy old c** t.
“He’s got a wandering eye and what with all the problems I’ve been having with my lower middle, I suspected he was getting it elsewhere.
“He’s been showering every day and splashing on aftershave, too.
“I knew he was up to something so I checked his phone while he was out at the off- licence.”
And what Muriel found shocked her…
She said: “It was all this stuff about ‘ up the rear’ and ‘ golden showers’ and ‘ rimming’. I had to look up some terms on the internet. Now I know what ‘ pegging’ is. But I wish I didn’t.
“Naturally, when Barry got home I gave him a piece of my mind and walloped him around the head with the tins of ale he’d brought back with him.
“He pleaded innocence and said he’s started getting these messages out of the blue from that pop bird Taylor Swift.
“He said she’d got lonely while touring over in the UK and fancied a bit of the other. And he insisted he’d not even thought about taking up Taylor Swift’s offer and was still trying to work out how to block her messages.”
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Muriel added: “Well, can you imagine how foolish I felt, doubting my husband like that? I apologised, of course.”
Now Muriel is gunning for Swift and is furious with the Shake It Off singer for trying to wreck her 30- year marriage.
She said: “If Taylor Swift ever shows her face in the Royal Oak in Biddulph, I’ll drag her outside and give her a boot in the fanny, so help me!”
Fourteen- times Grammy winner Taylor is currently in the middle of the European leg of her global Eras Tour.
A source close to the star said they had “never he ard of Barry or Muriel”.