WITHOUT DON’T HIDE THESE JOR -DROPPING BOOBS!
AS RELAUNCHED LOADED MAGAZINE VOWS TO PUBLISH NEW KATIE PRICE PHOTOSHOOT BUT NIPPLES…
THERE’S flogging a dead horse – and there’s digging up the rotten corpse of an equine and whipping it until you’re splattered with gore…
Former “lads mag” Loaded is being dragged from the crypt after nine years a- mouldering for a relaunch.
Danni Levy, the executive editor of the rebranded Loaded World, said that it was aiming to recreate the nostalgic feel of the monthly title which launched 30 years ago but folded in 2015 as competition from the internet and changing tastes sounded the death knell for the likes of FHM, Nuts and Zoo.
“We are targeting the original Loaded audience who are now living at home with wife and kids but still reminisce about nights spent clubbing until 3am, drinking £ 1 shots, with a bedroom covered in posters of half- naked women,” Levy said.
Glamour
“Nowadays we have all been subjected to a severe safety net which is actually really boring. The world has gone PC mad but nothing seems to be politically correct.”
However, the titty shoots that featured in the original incarnation of the magazine will be toned down for the new look title, which will predominantly online.
Liz Hurley was chosen as the cover star of the inaugural issue, which will be sent to members and talks are underway with the glamour model Katie Price for her to recreate one of her Nineties shoots.
The idea that Katie – known as Jordan in her heyday – will appear but with her nipples covered has astonished her fans.
So today Sunday Sport – the original and STILL the best when it comes to snaps of unclothed ladies – presents Katie as she should look… nips and all.