ALI NDUME: TELL US WHO CAGED OUR PRESIDENT
I don’t like cowards and Senator Ndume is a coward in this context. The report credited to him where he said that the President Tinubu has been caged is annoying me. Please, who caged him and when did they cage him and where is the cage? If person cannot come out and talk boldly, he should not be distracting us with this talk, especially when I am on social media waiting for the next sex tape. Tell us simply, is it Remi that is caging him, or is it Seyi or is it Gbaja or is there one big bum contractor caging him? Who’s caging him o? If you don’t give us full information, how do we uncage him? Did he sneak a piece of paper to you to inform you that he is being caged? Did he ask you for help and instead of you coming to discuss so we know how to uncage him, you are now giving us half sentences? If the man has refused to see you because of this your talk-talk, does it mean he has been caged? The man just does not like you and may not want to see you and has given instructions at the gate that one Mallam that is always wearing white with brown teeth, if he comes, tell him I am not at home o. I used to see President Tinubu very well na. So I am wondering what you are talking about? If you want to see him, come and let me take you to Osborne road in Ikoyi and wait by the road to see his 100-car motorcade drive pass. That is the easiest way to see him as we used to bet amongst ourselves which of the over 100 cars he will be in. Last time, na me win the N2,000 as I correctly guessed that he was in disguise and on top of one of the outriders. This Ndume is just a distraction. Who caged Tinubu oo? Abi is it not the same Tinubu we saw fall down on top of the Land Rover during October 1 celebration? We all saw Baba fall na, abi is that someone they caged? Ndume, e be like say hungry is catching you. You better go beg for vegetables for Mummy’s backyard. Kai.