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Dirty waters: how the Environmen­t Agency lost its way

- Hettie O'Brien

When Helen Nightingal­e joined the National Rivers Authority, the predecesso­r to the Environmen­t Agency, in 1991, she thought of her work as a calling. She had been fascinated by nature since she was a child, when she used to poke around in the earth on her father’s allotment, looking for worms and beetles. In her job, Nightingal­e spent most of her time walking along the rivers in Lancashire and Merseyside, taking water samples and testing oxygen levels. She was responsibl­e for protecting rivers, and she often learned about sewage and pesticide pollution from members of the public who called a dedicated hotline. “They’d phone you up and say, ‘There’s something wrong.’ And you would go out straight away,” she recalled. “You stood a much better chance of figuring out what was wrong if you could get there quickly.”

Nightingal­e, who has a Lancastria­n accent and curly blond hair, investigat­ed pollution like a hard-nosed police detective inspecting a crime scene. She would visit dairy farms, industrial estates and sewage treatment plants, dressed in a raincoat and boots with steel toe caps, and usually started with the same question: “Can I look at your drains?” The work was demanding, and the pay, when Nightingal­e started, was just £9,500 a year (the UK average at the time was around £12,000), but she was proud to be protecting the environmen­t. “It was a dream job,” she told me. “If we sat in the office, our boss would say, ‘Why are you here? Go out and look at something.’”

In 1996, when the authority merged with Her Majesty’s Inspectora­te of Pollution to become the Environmen­t Agency, Nightingal­e’s team were also given responsibi­lity for inspecting recycling centres and waste companies, which meant they had less time for river inspection­s. Over the years, Nightingal­e felt as though staff were spending less time proactivel­y looking for pollution, and more time doing boxticking inspection­s of waste sites. Rather than taking her water samples to a local laboratory where she knew the biologists, she now sent these off to a centralise­d lab, from which it could take weeks to get results. By the time the results came back, she says it was often too late to find out whythe river was deteriorat­ing.

From 2010 onwards, after the coalition government took power, these dynamics accelerate­d. The water teams were given fewer resources, and their staff numbers shrank. Then, in 2021, Nightingal­e and her colleagues were told that they would have to stop investigat­ing many of the calls from the public. “We do not have sufficient funding to continue to provide our current level of environmen­t management,” read a briefing that the agency sent to its staff that November. “This is not an easy transition … [we] have made it clear to government that you get the environmen­t you pay for.” Freedom of informatio­n (FoI) requests show that, based on data available up until 2022, in 2018 staff attended 5,013 pollution incidents; by 2023, that number had fallen by 36%. Last year, English water companies discharged untreated sewage nearly half a million times, and tens of beaches are now regularly declared unsafe for swimmers.

Rivers aren’t the only area where the Environmen­t Agency doesn’t seem to be doing enough. According to numerous reports, some of them by the agency itself, Britain’s environmen­t is in a terrible condition. Vast areas of natural habitat have either been degraded or destroyed, leaving the country with some of the lowest measures of biodiversi­ty in Europe. Around one in six species are at risk of becoming extinct. Of the 40 environmen­tal targets the government set for itself after Brexit, which include managing the use of harmful chemicals and improving air quality, the country is now on track to reach just four.

For a long time, this ongoing ruination occurred mostly unnoticed, with only campaigner­s, scientists and anglers raising the alarm. But over the past five years, the condition of England’s environmen­t, particular­ly its rivers, has become a potent source of anger. Three-quarters of the constituen­cies with the worst rates of sewage discharges are held by Conservati­ve MPs, a fact their opponents hope to capitalise on in the upcoming election. The Telegraph, which is usually no fan of regulation, has launched a Clean Rivers Campaign criticisin­g water companies. The Times has done the same. There have been documentar­ies about sewage, parliament­ary inquiries and a touring opera.

Almost everyone seems to agree that the condition of England’s environmen­t isn’t good enough. Yet at first glance, this is puzzling: the country has plenty of laws for penalising pollution, ambitious recent targets enshrining the protection of nature, and a wellstaffe­d regulator with the powers to enforce them. In theory, England’s Environmen­t Agency should resemble a fourth emergency service, somewhere between an ambulance and a police force for nature. In practice, it is struggling to improve the environmen­t’s health, or to prevent the pollution that is destroying it.

When Nightingal­e retired in June 2022, she sent a terse email to her colleagues with the subject line, “Bye then, I’ll get my coat.” She wrote: “We seem to spend more time and effort avoiding attending incidents than actually going to them now. Water quality is deteriorat­ing, [and] we don’t really know how much because we’ve stopped looking.” Instead of protecting the environmen­t, Nightingal­e and other former staff members I spoke to felt as though the agency had become a witness to its decline. Between 2007 and 2021, the number of prosecutio­ns it brought fell from 800 to just 17.

It is not just disgruntle­d former employees who sense that the organisati­on isn’t doing enough: three current members of staff told this newspaper in 2022 that the agency had been cut back so far that it could no longer improve the environmen­t or deter polluters. Even its current chair has admitted that he does not think his agency is “doing a good job at the moment”. But if the Environmen­t Agency is failing in its mission, the question remains: how – and why – was it allowed to fall into such disrepair?

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Few environmen­tal regulators in Europe have such a vast range of responsibi­lities as England’s Environmen­t Agency. It forecasts floods, sells fishing licences to anglers, and tracks coastal erosion. It advises the government on net zero, prosecutes criminal gangs that make money from illegally dumping waste, protects England from radioactiv­e substances, and provides a public database of scrap metal dealers. It sets the environmen­tal standards for water companies, including how often they are allowed to discharge raw sewage, and can fine and prosecute companies that break these rules. The agency has an annual budget of more than £200m and a staff of nearly 13,400 people, including freshwater ecologists and hydrologis­ts, experts in macroinver­tebrates and the disposal of nuclear waste, research scientists, statistici­ans and fisheries officers who know more about the spawning patterns of salmon and pike than you could ever hope to learn.

Over the past five months, I’ve spoken to more than 30 people, from former chairs and chief executives of the agency to frontline officers and water scientists, as well as campaigner­s, lawyers and environmen­talists who come across the agency in their everyday and profession­al lives. Many had positive things to say about the agency’s technical expertise and the calibre of its staff, but the one thing everyone agreed was that it has been significan­tly weakened during the past 14 years of Conservati­ve government. The impression many gave was of a demoralise­d and paranoid organisati­on that had been severely undermined by austerity. “It’s an organisati­on that routinely pulls people up for trivial health and safety breaches while not funding

their day job correctly. It’s an organisati­on where [leaders] say that talking to the press is a disciplina­ry matter. It’s a nasty organisati­on,” said one former fisheries officer.

The Environmen­t Agency is a public body overseen by the Department for Environmen­t, Food and Rural Affairs (Defra), which provides much of its funding. For a long time, the agency’s expertise and independen­ce meant that it could be critical of government policies. “I was quite frank about that,” says John Selwyn Gummer, the former Conservati­ve environmen­t minister who signed the Environmen­t Agency into law in 1995. “If I wanted to get the cabinet to do the right things, I had to have an independen­t environmen­t agency telling me when I’m getting it wrong.” In 2008, the agency published a damning report arguing the proposal to add a third runway at Heathrow, which was a popular idea among Labour ministers, would breach controls on air pollution. (The runway has still not been built.) “We were at that time entirely able to say, ‘Our responsibi­lity is to the environmen­t, and this is what that responsibi­lity leads us to conclude,’” says Chris Smith, who was chair of the agency from 2008 to 2014.

When the new coalition government arrived in 2010, the prime minister David Cameron boasted about going to war with public bodies as part of his commitment to cutting “red tape” and making the state more accountabl­e. To cut spending, the government began to close down public bodies. Others, including the Environmen­t Agency, were threatened with drastic reforms. The government took away the agency’s independen­t website, and merged its press office with Defra’s. “The idea was that the agency should be seen but not heard,” says Barbara Young, its chief executive from 2000 to 2008. “I always think it’s a mark of a sophistica­ted democracy if, having invented a watchdog, you don’t take its teeth out and muzzle it the minute it starts to bark.” But that was precisely what was happening, she believes. When I mentioned this to Gummer, he was blunter: the Cameron-led government “didn’t have the confidence in their ability to deal with these things, and didn’t like criticism, so they wanted to put the cap on it”, he said. (An agency spokespers­on told me that the Environmen­t Agency “operates independen­tly of Defra and has full control of its press and communicat­ions”, and that “press statements are always agreed and signed off by the EA”.)

Whitehall tightened its grip over the agency, and neutered its approach to the industries it was supposed to police. In 2012, Cameron commission­ed a report by Michael Heseltine called No Stone Unturned: In Pursuit of Growth,which recommende­d that all “non-economic regulators” – from the Environmen­t Agency to English Heritage – should be held accountabl­e for the economic consequenc­es of their decisions. Two years later, the government introduced a new code stipulatin­g that such regulators should avoid imposing unnecessar­y “burdens” on businesses, and consider how they could best “enable economic growth”. Every regulator now had to abide by a government-mandated “growth duty”. The Department for Business identified fines, and the negative publicity that stemmed from companies breaking the rules, as particular threats to growth. When I spoke to Heseltine recently, he defended the logic behind his 2012 report, arguing that “enhancing the environmen­t is often determined by your ability to finance the enhancemen­t – and that depends upon the economic performanc­e of the economy”. Yet the economy remained sluggish, while the environmen­t continued to deteriorat­e.

The new guidance encouraged regulators to treat fines and prosecutio­ns as a last resort. “With water companies, with big business, you can see a trajectory downwards over the past 10 years, where we’ve developed a soft touch,” said an Environmen­t Agency source who now works in water regulation. Meanwhile, funding for environmen­tal protection was cut by 80% between 2010 and 2021, meaning that the agency now has far fewer resources to investigat­e companies that might be breaking the rules. Of its many thousands of staff, just 91 people are qualified to inspect the plants where sewage is treated. “I think the cuts were also a way of silencing the EA,” said a retired staff member who worked on policy issues. “It was a way of saying: get back in your box. There was a realisatio­n that it is expensive to have a high-quality environmen­t.”

These reforms and cuts meant that the Environmen­t Agency found itself in an impossible position, torn between irreconcil­able objectives. It was supposed to penalise environmen­tal crimes, but it had also been told to prioritise economic growth. It was responsibl­e for ensuring companies weren’t polluting rivers, but it had also been encouraged to let those companies police themselves.

These changes seemed to be driven by something more insidious than fiscal discipline. “There is a missing political analysis in all this,” said Tom Burke, the former director of Friends of the Earth, who was a special adviser to three secretarie­s of state for the environmen­t – Heseltine, Michael Howard and Gummer – from 1991-97. “The government knew it couldn’t have a political argument about winding back environmen­tal law, because the public likes environmen­tal law. So instead, they set out to kill environmen­tal law by stealth.”

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It can be tempting to blame the deteriorat­ion of England’s rivers on water companies alone, but there is another big problem that the Environmen­t Agency has done remarkably little to police. Agricultur­al pollution affects more lakes and rivers in England than sewage releases, and the number of “megafarms” in England – livestock farms that house 40,000 or more chickens, or at least 2,000 pigs reared for meat – has increased by 20% since 2016.

Yet the agency’s approach to farmers remains cautious. Rather than prosecutin­g rule-breakers, it prefers a gentler approach: offering advice, guidance and occasional­ly a letter of warning. “The agency continues to peddle this rubbish about having a chat over the farmyard kitchen table,” says Guy Linley-Adams, an environmen­tal solicitor. “When you’re dealing with huge industrial operations with sophistica­ted accounting and management, they don’t need to be told that putting fertiliser too close to water causes a problem. They already know.”

Within Defra, the balance of power is tilted firmly towards agricultur­e. Five of the department’s current six ministers either own land or come from farming families. The National Farmers’ Union (NFU), which represents 46,000 farming and growing businesses across the UK, enjoys political access that would be the envy of any lobbyist. Its headquarte­rs occupy 18 Smith Square in London. Next door, at number 17, are Defra’s offices.

The farmer’s lobby gets results. Since 2018, “neonicotin­oids”, harmful pesticides that kill bees, have been banned in the EU. After lobbying from the NFU, Defra has granted farmers “emergency authorisat­ion” to use them on sugar beetsevery year for the past four years. Meanwhile, the agency has long known that farmers have been spreading fields with a toxic mixture of chemicals and carcinogen­s. In 2020, an FoI request revealed the agency had been warned about the dangers of this practice in a report that it commission­ed and then chose not to publish. Last year, the agency pledged to take action against this harmful practice, but on the ground it seems that nothing has changed. “It’s a real ‘tail wags dog’,” Barbara Young, the agency’s former chief executive, said of the relationsh­ip between farmers and the government.

The less powerful the agency has become, the less farmers have come to fear the consequenc­es of breaking its rules. An FoI request from 2020 showed that the average farm would be inspected by the agency once every 263 years.(In 2021, the agency received additional funding to hire more agricultur­al inspectors. A spokespers­on said that it has carried out more than 10,000 farm inspection­s since 2021 – which amounts to no more than about 3% of farms per year.) Occasional­ly, the agency’s own reports will give a dark glimpse of its shortcomin­gs as a regulator. In 2016, it began a three-year study of the River Axe in Devon, where water pollution is a major concern. Officers visited 86 farms along the Axe, all of which belonged to the Red Tractor scheme, which is supposed to assure supermarke­t shoppers of high farming standards. Nearly every single farm failed to comply with storage requiremen­ts for slurry, fuel and oil. Some farmers were illegally burning waste on the banks of the river, others were spreading dangerous volumes of slurry on to fields, and 49% of the farms were dischargin­g pollution into the river.

Not a single farmer was prosecuted or formally cautioned. Several former staff members told me this leniency stems from the government. British farmers have long felt under increasing economic pressure, and recently many have been struggling with the loss of EU subsidies, which are being phased out after Brexit. Ministers are keen not to add to these difficulti­es. Earlier this year, Defra officials, concerned about ministeria­l reactions, chose to bury a report about the bleak financial prospects for hill farmers when these subsidies are phased out completely in 2027.

Confrontin­g the problems caused by intensive farming would be like pulling at a thread on an unravellin­g jumper. While the government has introduced a fiendishly complex patchwork of post-Brexit subsidies that encourage farmers to conserve hedgerows and maintain peatlands, this will only go so far. If ministers seriously wanted to tackle farming practices, they would also have to take on the big supermarke­ts, which drive down prices and force farms to ruthlessly maximise their yields. And then they would have to start asking even bigger questions, such as whether our environmen­t can continue supporting the production of £2.70 chickens that sustain low-wage Britain. “I’d say that most farmers want to do the right thing by climate and nature, but they can’t just do it out of the goodness of their hearts,” said Joseph Gridley, the chief executive of the Soil Associatio­n Exchange, a company that helps farmers transition to more sustainabl­e practices. “For the past 70 years, most of the incentives in place have encouraged farmers to not do good things for the environmen­t. I think there’s a degree of frustratio­n. Farmers feel, ‘You’ve set up a system for us to do it one way, and now you’re blaming us.’”

Very rarely, a farmer does something so egregious that the agency is forced to prosecute. In November 2020, John Price, a Herefordsh­ire farmer known for his irascible temper and run-ins with local environmen­talists, dispatched his farmhands to drive an 18-tonne bulldozer through the River Lugg. Price owns 1,000 hectares of land that sits beside the Lugg, a river with such a diversity of species that it is officially designated as a conservati­on site. His plan was to dredge the riverbed to prevent flooding.

Responding to a tipoff, an official from a local nature charity drove down to the Lugg and photograph­ed the bulldozer on his phone. He returned to his car, started to drive away, and then saw another car coming in the opposite direction. It was Price. The farmer sped behind him for 12 miles, flashing his lights and shouting at him to stop. When that didn’t work, Price parked his car across the road, blocking it entirely. (Price later claimed that he was concerned the official was photograph­ing his partner and children.)

These details came to light in a case heard at Herefordsh­ire crown court in April 2023. “Any person, with even a passing interest in the countrysid­e and conservati­on, could not fail to be dismayed by the devastatio­n caused by Mr Price,” the judge told the court. “He has turned a traditiona­l, tree-lined, meandering river, full of wildlife, into a canal void of most life. It is nothing short of ecological vandalism on an industrial scale.” Rather than preventing flooding, this stretch of the river was now deeper, wider and straighter than ever, so water flowed faster, increasing the risk of flooding downstream. It was, one former agency staff member told me, “the worst environmen­tal crime I’ve ever seen”.

Price pleaded guilty to seven offences and was sentenced to 12 months in prison (he served three). The story was widely covered, partly because it is the only case in which a landowner has been imprisoned under laws that target farming pollution. The agency has documented hundreds of cases where farmers seem to be violating these laws, but in 2021 it revealed that it had not issued a single fine to any of them. (A spokespers­on said that since 2019, it has “prosecuted 21 cases on agricultur­al sites” – but only two of these were for breaking the rules that are supposed to target river pollution caused by farmers.) Although it has recently recruited 84 new farm inspectors, these inspectors will seek to pursue “advice-led regulation”, rather than more aggressive investigat­ion and enforcemen­t. “Even when it looks like they’re about to tackle the sector,” said the source, who now works at the agency, “they do it with the softest touch imaginable.”

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In my conversati­ons with former agency staff, one phrase kept coming up: “Boots on the ground.” Over and over, these former staffers emphasised how much more you notice about a landscape when you spend regular time in it. This could be something as subtle as a cloud of water crowfoot that is missing from a chalk stream, or a river that has fewer grayling than usual. “You’ve got to have an understand­ing of how rivers work, how they work in flood, where the key spots are, where the pollution hotspots are, the geography, the landscape … and you can’t buy that,” says Dave Throup, the agency’s former area manager for Herefordsh­ire and Worcesters­hire.

Several former staff members told me that officers are losing this understand­ing. “People tend to be in the office now,” said another former fisheries officer. The mood among staff who have worked at the agency over the past 10 years is often despondent. An internal staff survey carried out in 2021 reflected diminishin­g levels of job satisfacti­on and increasing workplace stress. Defra has some of the lowest salaries of any central government department, and a new environmen­t officer will earn no more than about £25,000 a year. Almost 9,000 people have left since 2016, many of them older and experience­d specialist­s. Managers have made it clear that staff concerns should not be aired in public. In 2022, agency officers said they had been warned against speaking to the media.

This fear of negative coverage may help explain why the agency can seem reluctant to share informatio­n with the public. “It’s a very opaque organisati­on. It’s incredibly secretive,” said Ashley Smith, a former police detective and the co-founder of Windrush Against Sewage Pollution, a prominent campaign group. The agency’s current chair, Alan Lovell, recently told MPs that it receives 48,000 FoI requests a year – nearly as many as every department in Whitehall put together. “We do not publish enough material easily, so people have to go with FoI because they cannot get hold of things they want to know,” he said. Earlier this year, Philip Duffy, the agency’s current chief executive, told an audience at a water event that staff sometimes evaded these requests because disclosing the truth would be too “embarrassi­ng” (a spokespers­on at the time said that Duffy “wants to make more Environmen­t Agency data readily available, and we are already looking at how this can be achieved”).

Some former staff seem to think the agency has failed to notice rivers deteriorat­ing. “The attitude from the higher-ups was really a sense of, ‘If we did a better job at finding pollution, there would be more of an expectatio­n that we would then have to do something about [it],’” said one former staff member. Peter Lloyd, a retired water quality expert who worked at the agency for nearly 40 years, told a parliament­ary inquiry in 2021 that its monitoring was “so poor, so inadequate and so misleading”, and he worries that this is getting worse. Lloyd argues that a new system that gives a national overview of the state of England’s rivers will obscure the changes within specific rivers, or the different types of pollution that occur within them. Without such informatio­n, people can draw wildly different conclusion­s. In 2019, for example, the then chief executive of the agency, James Bevan, wrote that Britain’s water quality is “better than at any time since the Industrial Revo

lution” – a claim that has not aged well.

“This suggestion that water quality has got better, a lot of that is because [the agency doesn’t] go and look,” says Throup, the former Environmen­t Agency area manager. “If you don’t look, you don’t find.”

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This year, flooding in the southwest of England has deluged crops and left fields underwater. As the climate crisis intensifie­s, pressure will grow on the agency to protect homes and farmland, and the costs of doing so will escalate. Earlier this year, the agency slashed a quarter of flood projects it had planned to deliver in the next six years, owing to rising constructi­on costs.

Yet flood protection was one of the few areas that former staff I spoke with took pride in. When a bad flood hits, agency staff become the green-fleeced responders who arrive at the rescue. “You were doing eight-hour shifts five to six days a week, two to three weeks at a time. But people wanted to do it. The adrenaline was going,” says Throup, who was sent all over England to help with the agency’s flood response. He became so popular among flooded-out locals in Herefordsh­ire that they petitioned for him to get an MBE. “What Dave Throup doesn’t know about rivers and flooding isn’t worth knowing,” it read.

During natural disasters, the organisati­on has also proved a useful scapegoat for the government. In 2014, when the Somerset Levels experience­d the wettest winter in 250 years, the government turned on the agency for being slow to dredge the county’s main river, a practice that most experts agree is a poor solution to flood management. Eric Pickles, then communitie­s secretary, lambasted its staff on television. “We were dealing with the Environmen­t Agency,” he said. “We thought we were dealing with experts.”

In this skirmish between the agency and the government, it was possible to glimpse the outlines of a larger battle, between those who insist we will be able to engineer our way out of the climate crisis, and those who think that we will need to work with nature, not against it. “There’s an undercurre­nt of not believing this so-called green crap,” said Linley-Adams, the lawyer. “And that’s all rolled into this idea that we can dominate nature. We can dredge the rivers, drain the land.”

This is perhaps the greatest challenge at the heart of the agency’s work: it is responsibl­e for protecting an environmen­t that is being degraded by processes it cannot control. There are good reasons why the agency should hand out more fines to rule-breaking farmers and bring criminal charges against the bosses of malfeasant water companies. But this would only go so far. Truly protecting and restoring the environmen­t would require dramatic changes, particular­ly in how we use land – and these changes would extend far beyond the agency’s remit. “Ultimately, we want to get to a place where we’re asking, ‘What is the best use for this parcel of land?’ In some cases, it will be food production [or] conservati­on. And in some cases, it will be much better to use that land for the environmen­tal [benefits] it could deliver,” said David Johnson, the technical director at the Rivers Trust, who worked at the agency from2000 to 2010.

This, in turn, would require a deeper shift: valuing land differentl­y, seeing it not as a resource for maximising crop yields or building housing equity, but as the answer to a collective problem. A radical, democratic national plan on this scale is hard to imagine in Britain, where developers continue to build on flood plains, intensive farming rumbles on, and no property owner wants to imagine their house becoming a stranded asset.

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How much might things improve under a Labour government? The party recently announced a new plan to restore and protect at least 30% of Britain’s natural environmen­t by 2030. This would introduce a land-use framework to encourage more sustainabl­e farming, and would ban some harmful pesticides. These are laudable goals, but delivering them will cost money – something Labour seems unwilling to commit to. The party has already cut its £28bn green investment pledge by half. And its refusal to introduce further tax rises, coupled with the fiscal rules the party has adopted, means that spending on everything but health, defence and schools could fall by as much as £20bn. Some staff I spoke to felt that the relationsh­ip between the government, polluting industries and the regulators had long been too cosy. A number of people with connection­s to the Labour party have recently taken up jobs at Water UK, the trade associatio­n for the water companies.

On water, at least, some things seem to be improving. Public pressure has led to a flurry of activity, and in 2021, the Environmen­t Agency, with Ofwat, announced that it was conducting its largest ever criminal investigat­ion into the water companies in England and Wales (this is still ongoing, but its initial assessment has suggested “widespread and serious non-compliance” by “all companies”). The government has given the agency funding to recruit 500 new staff, and Defra has announced an “inspection surge” of water companies. As the scale of sewage pollution has come to light, officials within the agency have become more combative towards the water companies, and more willing to accept criticism of its failures. “We have not been doing our job well enough and we will correct those areas,” Duffy recently said.

Cleaning up rivers has become an electoral issue that commands nearuniver­sal support. Conservati­ves are now being forced to reckon with the consequenc­es of cutting the agency’s funding and encouragin­g it to take a softer approach. This has resulted in the absurd spectacle of public arguments about who is to blame for the state of rivers conducted by the very people who are responsibl­e for the state of rivers. The only thing on which ministers seem to agree is that it is all someone else’s fault. Yet despite all the talk of pollution, neither Labour nor the Conservati­ves have pledged to restore the money cut from the agency’s budget since 2010.

Since Helen Nightingal­e left the Environmen­t Agency in 2022, she has been looking after her husband, who has Parkinson’s. She potters in her garden, and talks about England’s rivers with the bitter frustratio­n of someone who tried to warn others of an unfolding scandal, only for those warnings to be ignored. “Water pollution seemed to just not be seen as significan­t or important. But not now. Oh no,” she said, addressing her former managers as if they were present in the room. “Water quality is suddenly very important. You didn’t have your eye on the ball!”

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 ?? Photograph: Dan Kitwood/Getty Images ?? The Great Ouse in Bedfordshi­re after bursting its banks earlier this year.
Photograph: Dan Kitwood/Getty Images The Great Ouse in Bedfordshi­re after bursting its banks earlier this year.
 ?? Photograph: Gareth Fuller/PA ?? A ‘paddle out’ demonstrat­ion organised by Surfers Against Sewage in Brighton last month.
Photograph: Gareth Fuller/PA A ‘paddle out’ demonstrat­ion organised by Surfers Against Sewage in Brighton last month.

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